Instant Face-Lifter

• US 20090000630A1
• Filed: 11/26/2007
• Published: 01/01/2009
• Est. Priority Date: 03/05/2007
• Status: Abandoned Application

• Current Assignee: Ricardo Alfredo Fuenmayor Aray
• Original Assignee: Ricardo Alfredo Fuenmayor Aray
• Inventors: Aray, Ricardo Alfredo Fuenmayor
• Application Number:
  US11/986,714
• Publication Number:
  US 20090000630A1
• Time in Patent Office: Days
• US Class Current: 128/899
• CPC Class Codes: A61B 2017/00792 Plastic surgery
• CPC Class Codes: A61B 90/02 Devices for expanding tissue, e.g. skin tissue implements for holding wounds open, surgical tractors A61B17/02; implantable mammary prosthesis A61F2/12; dilators A61M29/00
• CPC Class Codes: A61F 2/0059 Cosmetic or alloplastic implants A61F2/10 - A61F2/16, A61F2/28 take precedence
• CPC Class Codes: A61F 2/10 Hair or skin implants
• CPC Class Codes: A61H 19/00 Massage for the genitals; Devices for improving sexual intercourse penis erection devices A61F5/41; vibration or percussion related aspects A61H23/00
• CPC Class Codes: A61H 19/34 For clitoral stimulation
• CPC Class Codes: A61H 2201/5097 wireless
• CPC Class Codes: A61N 1/3785 generated by biological activity or substance, e.g. body movement
• CPC Class Codes: F41H 1/08 of plastics; Plastic head-shields
• CPC Class Codes: H04R 1/10 Earpieces; Attachments therefor ; Earphones; Monophonic headphones H04R1/28 takes precedence; stereophonic headphones H04R5/033
• CPC Class Codes: H04R 2420/07 Applications of wireless loudspeakers or wireless microphones

Abstract

Following are six improvements on the prior art entitled “Instant Face-Lifter”. “Intra-scalp TV/Radio/Stereo-Music-Reproducing Device Face-Lifter”: uses an intra-scalp silicone Face-Lifter as stand for an implanted TV set and/or AM-FM Radio and/or an Open Platform Stereo Music device (MP3, MP4 Ipod®, Walkman®, WMA®). “Intra-scalp GPS-Face-Lifter”: a Face-Lifter as a stand for a GPS device. “Intra-scalp Heart Pace-Maker-Face-Lifter”: a Face-Lifter as a stand for a heart pace-maker device. “Intra-scalp Artificial Hair Anchoring Base Face-Lifter”: a Face-Lifter as an anchoring base for permanently implanting small bundles of artificial hair on balding people. “Intra-scalp Bullet-Proof Head-Armor Face-Lifter”: a Face-Lifter as bullet-proof head armor. “Intra-scalp Orgasm-inducer Face-Lifter”: a Face-Lifter as a stand for an orgasm-inducing electric device.

Claims

1. Field of Use No. 1 An intra-scalp round or oval-shaped device made of a biocompatible material, typically measuring 5 12/16″

long×

4 12/16″

wide, having sloping edges and an ever increasing thickness in the direction from border to center, starting at a negligible thickness at the borders and increasing to a typical maximum thickness of 1 1/2″

at its center, its upper design following a curve which parallels the shape of the skull as for it to be unnoticeable from the outside for providing the user the desired amount of skin stretching effect to pursue an instant face-lifting wherein the improvement comprises of embedding into the intra-scalp face-lifting device'"'"'s silicone structure means for allowing the reproduction of music or sound and/or video and/or TV images, said embedded means comprising;

a music or sound reproducing device, and/or

an AM/FM radio signal receptor, and/or

a compact TV signal receiving device,

the improvement further comprising;

a rechargeable battery (its energy provided by an electricity-producing motion-device similar to Seiko'"'"'s®

“

Kinetic”

®

watches),

two lateral 4″

long×

½

″

wide silicone sub-dermal side straps ending up near the ear canal for stereo listening, each strap comprising;

wiring,

an earphone and

two flat membrane-type switches (one for On-Off function and the other for mode selection), and,

a wireless transmitter,

whereby the sound reproducing device may transmit music or sound to the wireless earpieces and the TV signal receiving device to wirelessly transmit TV or video images to a remote few inches wide flat TV screen mounted on a glasses frame in front of the eyes, thus allowing the user to be entertained by hand-freely listening to his/her favorite music at will, as well as to allow him/her to watch TV or videos, in an unnoticeable fashion, with an all-weather and water-proof technology;

2. The device according to claim 1, wherein the embedded music or sound reproducing device is an open platform stereo music reproducing device (i.e. MP3, MP4, Apple'"'"'s®

Ipod®

, Microsoft'"'"'s®

WMA®

, or Sony'"'"'s®

Digital Walkman®

),

3. The device according to claim 1, wherein the wireless transmitter is a Bluetooth®

or similar transmitter, whereby the embedded sound reproducing device may wirelessly transmit the music or sound to wireless earpieces, as alternative to the use of the sub-dermal straps, and/or wirelessly transmit TV or video images (via microwave, infrared or ultrasound waves) to a remote few inches wide flat TV screen mounted on a glasses frame in front of the eyes.

4. The device according to claim 1, wherein the improvement can be externally controlled by means of a remote control whereby the user can select channels, choose mode of operation, set volume, and turn on-off the reproducing device.

5. Field of Use No. 2 An intra-scalp round or oval-shaped device made of a solid biocompatible material, typically measuring 5 12/16″

long×

4 12/16″

wide, having sloping edges and an ever increasing thickness in the direction from border to center, starting at a negligible thickness at the borders and increasing to a typical maximum thickness of 1½

″

at its center, its upper design following a curve which parallels the shape of the skull as for it to be unnoticeable from the outside for providing the user the desired amount of skin stretching effect to pursue an instant face-lifting wherein the improvement comprises of embedding into the face-lifting device'"'"'s silicone structure means for satellital follow-up of at-risk personnel working on or traveling to dangerous places of the world (i.e. Iraq, Colombia, etc.) and/or as tracking device for the precise satellital location of missing persons, said means comprising;

a GPS (“

Global Positioning System”

) device and

a rechargeable battery (its energy provided by an electricity-producing motion-device similar to Seiko'"'"'s®

“

Kinetic”

®

watches),

thus allowing for a completely concealed and discreet way to follow-up personnel working on or traveling to dangerous places, being its potential users;

Diplomatic and Army Corps personnel, warplane pilots, tourists, firemen, mineworkers and mountain climbers.

6. Field of Use No. 3 An intra-scalp round or oval-shaped device made of a solid biocompatible material, typically measuring 5 12/16″

long×

4 12/16″

wide, having sloping edges and an ever increasing thickness in the direction from border to center, starting at a negligible thickness at the borders and increasing to a typical maximum thickness of 1½

″

at its center, its upper design following a curve which parallels the shape of the skull as for it to be unnoticeable from the outside for providing the user the desired amount of skin stretching effect to pursue an instant face-lifting wherein the improvement comprises of embedding into the intra-scalp face-lifting device'"'"'s silicone structure means for administering small and rhythmic electrical pulses to the heart muscle as to keep it pumping blood on a continuous basis, said means comprising;

a Heart Pace-Maker,

a rechargeable battery (its energy provided by an electricity-producing motion-device similar to Seiko'"'"'s®

“

Kinetic”

®

watches), and

sub-dermal leading wires that end up in the heart muscle,

therefore providing the user with a constant and rhythmic heartbeat pattern and, because being the device totally concealed and having a rechargeable battery system, raising the user'"'"'s self-esteem, as well as eliminating the need to have the device removed at periodic intervals to reinstall fresh batteries, thus eliminating the need for maintenance surgeries.

7. Field of Use No. 4 An intra-scalp round or oval-shaped device made of a solid biocompatible material, typically measuring 5 12/16″

long×

4 12/16″

wide, having sloping edges and an ever increasing thickness in the direction from border to center, starting at a negligible thickness at the borders and increasing to a typical maximum thickness of 1½

″

at its center, its upper design following a curve which parallels the shape of the skull as for it to be unnoticeable from the outside for providing the user the desired amount of skin stretching effect to pursue an instant face-lifting wherein the improvement comprises of using the intra-scalp silicon matrix of a Face-Lifter device as an Artificial Hair Anchoring Base for permanently implanting small bundles of 3-12 strands of artificial hair provided with inverted sharp plastic hooks at their base, very much like straightened fishing hooks, for piercing them all the way through the scalp and into the silicone structure of the Face-Lifter, in consequence permanently anchoring the small bundles of hair into the silicon matrix, thus raising the user'"'"'s self-esteem by rejuvenating him, allowing the balding user to recover a furred or hairy look, as it was in his early youth.

8. Field of Use No. 5 An intra-scalp round or oval-shaped device made of a solid biocompatible material, typically measuring 5 12/16″

long×

4 12/16″

wide, having sloping edges and an ever increasing thickness in the direction from border to center, starting at a negligible thickness at the borders and increasing to a typical maximum thickness of 1½

″

at its center, its upper design following a curve which parallels the shape of the skull as for it to be unnoticeable from the outside for providing the user the desired amount of skin stretching effect to pursue an instant face-lifting wherein the improvement comprises of providing means to protecting the user'"'"'s head against gunshot attack injuries, said means comprising a thinner and larger version of the Face-Lifter, covering a greater amount of head surface, as to surround most of the gray-matter areas of the brain, and embedding into the intra-scalp face-lifting device'"'"'s silicone structure a sizeable piece of bullet-proof fabric, thus working as head armor and helping, due to its shielding ability, high-risk Army personnel, Police officers, body guards, key politicians, diplomatic personnel assigned to dangerous places abroad, and anyone who feels that his/her physical integrity is being seriously threatened of suffering bodily harm, diminishing the chances of projectiles entering into the skull bone, and minimizing the loss of gray matter in case of gunshot attack to the head.

9. The device according to claim 8, wherein the bullet-proof fabric consists of a piece of Kevlar®

and/or Zylon®

fabric, sandwiched within a Face-Lifter, which is implanted under the scalp as to surround most of the gray-matter areas of the brain, thus covering, and therefore protecting, the temporal, occipital, parietal, and frontal areas of the head against gunshot attacks.

10. Field of Use No. 6 An intra-scalp round or oval-shaped device made of a solid biocompatible material, typically measuring 5 12/16″

long×

4 12/16″

wide, having sloping edges and an ever increasing thickness in the direction from border to center, starting at a negligible thickness at the borders and increasing to a typical maximum thickness of 1½

″

at its center, its upper design following a curve which parallels the shape of the skull as for it to be unnoticeable from the outside for providing the user the desired amount of skin stretching effect to pursue an instant face-lifting wherein the improvement comprises of embedding into the face-lifting device'"'"'s silicone structure means for administering small intensity electrical pulses for nerve ending stimulation of anorgasmic women'"'"'s pleasure centers, said means comprising;

a mili-amp electric pulse-generating device, (being itself, in fact, a small rechargeable battery, its energy provided by a electricity-producing motion-device similar to Seiko'"'"'s®

“

Kinetic”

®

watches),

a membrane-type flat switch connected by wiring to the electric pulse-generating device, implanted sub-dermally i.e. near the cheek bone, and,

a sub-dermal 20-30 inch-long wiring,

the latter connecting to the electric pulse-generating device and continuing its downward descent until reaching the appropriate nerves leaving the lumbar area of the vertebral column and leading to the anorgasmic woman'"'"'s vaginal and clitoral area, who, by pressing the sub-dermal switch, sends a small mili-ampere current to her pleasure centers, as a result, self-inducing a voluntary orgasm, thus raising her self-esteem and confidence, and therefore helping their sexual and marital lives for good, while at the same obtaining the benefits of using the Face-Lifter, whereby she'"'"'d get an instant face-lifting, dramatically improving her face, already in her 40'"'"'s to 50'"'"'s, by creating a brighter, softer, fresher appearance and restoring a more youthful, rested, and aesthetic look, by elevating drooping eyebrows, softening forehead frown lines, and smoothing out vertical lines between the eyebrows, with minimum scarring or possibility of deforming hairline.